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No hate on Bonosaber, this meme idea randomly came to me last night while I was thinking about the differences between the two attempts at smart ape-level shrews.

Strangely, the little like-heart isn't available here.

Anyway, this meme was hilarious. I laughed out loud, and I rarely do that, due to my high humor standards.

Generation 20?! What?!
I went on a brief trip through the Generations, and the oldest extant organism I can recall is the Fraboohorn. (Although the Octhermas genus group is basically a genus-ified Protohydroia Octherma)

I was pretty amazed too. On the canonical timescale, week 3 is practically the late cambrian. You'd think it would have eventually gotten taken out by habitat loss, but the map only started undergoing major changes regularly in like Week 19, so plenty of old habitats are actually intact.

Note that it's only alive now because it was very, very lucky. It was mistakenly marked as extinct in week 7, so it completely missed Alpha's highest peak in popularity where it would have been replaced. Other species were also accidentally marked extinct that same week, but Uksip Marfinnus was the only one that, once corrected, would be found to survive everything. I'd say that makes it officially Sagan 4's luckiest organism.

This post has been edited by Disgustedorite: Nov 4 2020, 09:07 PM

Me, yesterday, when I was still a fool: Wow, figuring out how scuttlecrab heads worked was a lot of fun! I should find and fix misinterpretations more often.

Smooth Map (Cursed)

(Hydro gave me the original psd and of course the very first thing I did was correct the biome colors to actually match the color key. Check out the volcanics!)

This post has been edited by Disgustedorite: Mar 1 2021, 10:55 PM

So, turns out anipedia is an invalid taxon.

Soriparasites looking beyond generation 155, when they were supposedly extinct for good.



Decided to do this since the Mason Replacements event saved the Soriparasites.

If you get the reference of what this meme is based on, good for you!

This post has been edited by OviraptorFan: Apr 29 2021, 11:03 PM

QUOTE (Disgustedorite @ Nov 4 2020, 02:04 AM)

The Rainbow Marephasmatis, which evolved in generation 10 and still lives:



This post has been edited by OviraptorFan: Apr 29 2021, 11:13 PM

@TheBigDeepCheatsy you should post that speech here too (but censor it because Coolsteph will ask)

QUOTE (Disgustedorite @ Oct 20 2021, 08:53 PM)

@TheBigDeepCheatsy you should post that speech here too (but censor it because Coolsteph will ask)

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, FROSTBITE IS A B!+CH@SS MOTHERF***ER! HE TRIED TO F***ING REPLACE ME! THAT’S RIGHT, HE TOOK HIS SHELL-CRUSHING BEAK OUT AND HE TRIED TO F***ING REPLACE ME! AND HE SAID HIS ADAPTATIONS WERE ‘this big’ AND I SAID THAT’S RIDICULOUS! SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON THE SAGAN 4 FORUM DOT COM! FROSTBITE, YOU HAVE A SMALL DIET, IT’S JUST TWO SPACE SNAILS EXCEPT THEY’RE NOT SNAILS! AND GUESS WHAT?! HERE’S WHAT MY ADAPTATIONS LOOKS LIKE! THAT’S RIGHT BABY! GENERALIST BACKUP PLAN, NO CELLULOSEBANE, NO METAGAMING SIZE! LOOK AT ME, I’M A F***ING LIVING FOSSIL!!! HE F***ED MY LIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I’M GONNA’ F***ING GET EVEN WITH FROSTBITE! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER NODENT POWER!!! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA’ JUST GET EVEN, I’M GONNA’ GO HIGHER, I’M GETTING REVIVED!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT CLARKE?! I JUST GOT REVIVED, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE RRRRRREVIVAL HITS THE F***ING ECOSYSTEM! NOW GET OUT OF MY F***ING SIGHT BEFORE I WIPE YOU OUT TOO!